EXPERTS BAFFLED BY FIRST KICKSTARTER IN HISTORY TO HIT NEGATIVE FUNDING NUMBER: A DEAD MAN’S GUIDE TO DRAGONGRIN
· By Michael Barker
MORIARTY, NM – Independent RPG publisher and backyard wrestling enthusiasts Absolute Tabletop made history today when their most recent Kickstarter project, A Dead Man’s Guide to Dragongrin, hit a staggering, record-breaking negative funding number. “We must have set the dang thing up wrong,” said portly spokesman Tim Kearney, mopping panic sweat from his corpulent brow. “Every pledge is somehow charging to the Visa I use for online gambling.” Billed as “a new kind of campaign setting guide for both players and game masters,” the Kickstarter for A Dead Man’s Guide to Dragongrin started off unassumingly when it launched on March 20, but soon plummeted into...